"If they WERE there, they would have joined our merry band of murder fun!" – 1/27/2024
"Look at him! Doesn't he just radiate Daddy energy?"
"Never utter that sentence in my house again."
"Yes, ma'am."
"Besides, it's only 2010, we're not ready for slutty Daddy energy yet!" –8/12/2023
"what if farts are puns that your butt is making?" – 11/16/2018
"Are you one of those spooky 'I see dead people…' people?" – 6/22/2018
"The croooootch… the crotch is our masterrrrrr the crotch decides who will go and who will staaaaaay." – 3/30/2018
"Fly, my little dildos! FLY!" – 3/31/2018
"I mean no offense but you look so young to have a dick empire." – 3/16/2018
"It’s a lot easier to relax when you aren’t surrounded by dildos." – 3/9/2018