Note: This page includes quotes from Hunter 1984.

"I'm good at running! And at being a raccoon! Not talking to people!" – 7/11/2020

“It’s nice to confirm your friends’ fetishes don’t include wearing other people’s body parts.”
— 3/14/20

“Josh, why couldn’t you play lacrosse like a good boy?”
“The lacrosse fairies didn’t come up and tap me on the shoulder. However other kinds did…”
— 3/14/20

“You call Detective MacLeod ‘Unkie McCool?!’ Of course you do.”
“I was very little at the time!”
“What, last year?” — 2/29/20

“…and you already know Hunky Brewster over here.” — 2/29/20

"Look, just because you put a few years between yourself and a bag of Depends…" – 2/29/2020

"And the wind cries…. butthole." – 11/23/2019

"That's no devil dog, that's a Satanic ding dong!" – 11/2/2019

"I cant wait for you to found the cult that's the right fit for you, and I support you in your leadership." – 10/12/2019

"I feel like i need to be cutting something right now. Mayhap a bitch?" – 8/10/2019

"Is it bad that I want a really cool demon lineage? I want some direct Satan!" – 5/25/2019

"Your man rug startled my cat!" – 3/17/2017

"You are NOT going to detonate a photon torpedo in The Hedge. That would not work out the way you want it to." – 12/02/2016

"Can we put a moratorium on saying 'fleshy gateway?'" – 9/9/2016

"I know a shortcut! It's thru my pants!" – 1/27/2012